When you’re cat yawns and you despiratly try to stick your finger in it’s mouth.

It hurts all the way untill you get your wish.

Baby don’t cut.

This is a story that I’m writing so check on it now and then.

Am I pissing you off-fa-fa?
One wise guy I saw.

You complain about not having a boyfriend yet, you never leave the house. I guess Mr. Right is gonna have to break in.

100,000 likes! Just kidding keep being funny!

100,000 likes! Just kidding keep being funny!

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That moment when you like someone so much you can’t see who likes you.

Welcome! -See how long you last-

Welcome! -See how long you last-